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How often do you actually laugh?

Published 2 days ago • 1 min read

I built Chortle to publish a lot of comedy because I think most people don’t laugh enough. And if there’s one thing Chortle does best, it’s showing up, day in and day out, with fresh, original humor.

Let’s be real—laughter is harder to find than ever. Except here. Maybe you chuckle when we make fun of America's most important idiots. Or maybe you prefer our posts about dating or parenting or aging. Whatever the case, Chortle sends you comedy five days a week, like clockwork.

But if you’re not a paid subscriber, you’re missing out on our biggest perk: even more Chortle. Don’t just take my word for it! Here’s what some of our current paid subscribers are saying:

  • “Chortle is my favorite inbox stuffer.”
  • “Expands my mind and provides some relief from the serious issues.”
  • “I love the humor, it keeps me chuckling every time I read!”
  • “Chortle good. Internet bad. So happy to have found you!”

Oh, and just so you know, original humor writing every weekday isn’t the only perk of being a paid subscriber. When you upgrade, you also get:

  • Archival access to over 200 past posts from 20+ humor writers.
  • Request-A-Post.
  • Free stickers!
  • Discounts on Chortle merch.
  • Pleasant body odor for the rest of your life. (Results not guaranteed.)
  • More perks to be announced soon!

Upgrade today and get the full Chortle experience. Life’s too short for half-measures (or half-Chortle).

Thanks for reading,
Greg

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